NAME: Obie Ramsey Doomsday (It's true. I would never lie to my guests!)

LOCATION: The basement of your least favorite U.S. Gov't building.

FAV. FOOD: buffalo cauliflower & tea!

FAV. WEATHER: Fresh snow at 2am

MY VAST, OCEANIC SOUL: "A prosperous steel town built on top of a sinkhole."

• They said I'd be the next Steve Jobs. I didn't do that, but I'm certainly doing something. Not sure if it's at all good...

• I have 2 beautiful dogs who you WILL be seeing.

• I collect old 3D gifs. click to see>>>

• Currently learning Russian!

• Even though my fixations include guns, God, and prepping, (wow uh, that looks bad.) I promise I'm not a conservative. I hate those bootlicking eggsuckers.
  Guys, c'mon, trust me!! ლ( ಥ╭╮ ಥლ)

• Web3 is NOT the same woman I married back in 2011

• Oldest sibling (test subject!!)

• Left handed, just like Madam Curie, Link, and Gordon Ramsay!

  Fun story, this guy came into my work one day, and noticed that I was a fellow left handed poke. He said he wrote his thesis paper on the psychology of lefties, which, good on him I guess. He proceeded to tell me that left handed people tend to change the world... for better or worse. He told me Musollini and Hitler were left handed, and then looked at me ominously... Guys? I didn't even tell him about my various heinous crimes..... i swear, people at work just come in the door and say things.

• Your computer loves my code. Says it feels reeeally good to run~