Hello world.

You may call me Arty. This web-site serves as a database for my project. I could do some waffling about who I am or what I am doing, but I won't. I'm the only one reading this, and I already know what I am up to. It's not like anybody is going to write a book about me in the future... (as I am kind of unremarkable, ha-ha.)

A beautiful dog and his beautiful radio
A silly list

Arty's Top 5:

  1. Ledo Newfound
  2. Myself (Arty Virtue)
  3. C0N
  4. ...there is nobody else I like...
...Then how about this...

Arty's Bottom 5: (If I had a gun, it would be over for them)

  1. Martin from work
  2. All my other coworkers
  3. Guy at the meat store that made fun of me for buying veal
  4. that fuckin' guy with that stupid ad with the godforsaken jingle. You know the one.
  5. Lady (I can't shoot a woman.)