But anyway, if you wanna see his ancient website, click the computer below! I've got it archived! I'm an archivist, mama! (YOU SHOULDA BEEN A LAWYER! GET A REAL JOB, [Narrator])
Also good luck, I couldn't find the password for some pages (and of COURSE they're the juicy lookin ones...) but maybe you'll figure it out XP LMK!! (wonder what "files" he's got )